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A small honest app which does nothing more than ask you to help with a Google problem I have. Many thanks in advance.

Actual correspondence from Google in requests over the last 2 months to close my account:

"Hello,

Thank you for contacting the AdMob Support Team. A specialist is investigating your issue and will reply as soon as possible.

Our team makes every effort to reply within two working days (Monday to Friday)."

"Hello!

Thank you for contacting AdSense by email. AdSense is a self-service product so we are unable to provide support for issues via email."

"Hi Austin,

Thanks for requesting a consultation.

It looks like all of the upcoming appointments with our AdSense specialists are full."